But for now.

Dear everyone in the whole wide world

Here I stand at the end of my tether. I have been boring, dull, irritating and selfish for several months now and I have decided to put an end to it. Long ago did I see my creativity dry up and I’m off to discover alternative resources. I’m going on an adventure which starts roughly Monday. I can’t guarantee I shall come back alive and well, but that is simply the risk involved. Don’t expect me to be coherent, giving or kind over the next indefinite-sea, you can just leave a message after the tone.

I have focused far too hard on what might happen, than what is happening right now, and as a result I have analysed and filed away absolutely everything into the appropriate mind-drawer and am now about to begin the process of obtaining new fodder for the next analysis appointment.

I am standing here on the edge, with one hand in the air and the other hand over my nose and mouth preparing to jump.

Farewell sanity. Into the abyss.

Get In

I now literally never have to leave the house again.

Pervert By Day

I just feel awful; like I need to take a cold cold shower. I saw two pigeons engaging in some rather romantic canoodling and thought it would make a nice photo. Of course I did, I'm a freak. Anyways cut a long story short, they didn't waste anytime and ruined my lovely/cute photos as you are about to see.

Naturally being said freak, I have subtitled them.

"Oh hello, who's this pretty little lady?"



"Excuse me do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."



"Ahahaha, of course. Because he's a horse"



"..."



"Your place or mine?"



"..."



Unbelievable. Fucking pigeons.

Term starts soon, don't send the men in white coats round just yet.

On Fridays we bake

Cool plans irradicated, what do two hot single ladies do on a Friday evening?

Tana Ramsay, in conjunction with BBC Good Food, did us proud with a Lemon Drizzle Cake recipe.

Remarks:
Katy: At least an 8 and a half
Rhian: Outstanding



Let them eat cake.





In situ.


NB: Hand whisked yeah. HAND WHISKED. Yeah we got the guns

Show Off

Sorry I know this is a bit cringe worthy, but I really am quite proud.

Arts and Crafts

Far more interesting than the final product.

Cheers Bor

Loving the new installment on my wall. I think I shall try the yellow route first. But which way to stick the map, west side east side? Where does my loyalty lie?

bad captioning 101

double exposure de jour

Sorry, I will post something of actual substance soon.

yes yes yes

Also loving the other video of Ridley Scott with subtitles. He is English yes?

Goldblumism

Favourite thing about Jeff #84

home bound

funniest thing all week

dyson city

How cute is the new vacuum cleaner?!

rhian sarah in the garden: attack of the crop

Oh god. The worst has happened. My calculations were completely out and now I have too much bloody lettuce. Day and night I've been trying to eat my way through the stock piles, but it just keeps on growing! Please if anyone has any suggestions on what do with copious amounts of lettuce, let me know. I'm currently looking into fashioning the first ever pair of lettuce brogues, other than that it's just been consuming the stuff. Alan definitely never warned me of this, did you Alan? But take it as a lesson from me: kids watch your lettuce seed sowing.

This will most likely be the last post of Rhian Sarah In The Garden, and possibly ever, I can see the lettuce edging towards the kitchen door. Save yourselves, it's too late for me...











In slightly more optimistic news, look at the nice courgettes on their way. Again though, far too big.

Newbies on Safari.

Had such a great day at Woburn Safari Park, such an incredible place. Honestly I'm not getting paid commission.

Rhian Sarah In The Garden: Flying The Nest

Today was the day. The seeds left their small small pots and ventured in the outside for the first time. I'll be honest I had to think long and hard as to whether they were ready. I decided they were ready.

Here's the Vegetable and Fruit Planter primed and ready for action. Dun't it look like a big chocolate brownie? Mmmm.



Here are the plants ready to go. Look how big they are now! Incredibly proud. I am aware there is a rogue in there but don't worry he will shortly be removed from the premises. Charlatan.



4 courgettes + 1 lettuce. Thanks to the people who took some :)



First courgette to go in. Alan now keeps harping on at me to sink pot into the surrounding soil so that the water can drain down properly. He's so bloody insistent. Just calm down Alan.



So here's about half all snuggled in. I still have about 300 lettuces to go and we had to extend a little. I knew that planter wasn't up to the job.



Security.



And here's some lettuce in a collander good to go. I can barely contain my excitement. This is going to be like no salad I've ever tasted before.



I'll let you know how it goes.

Das heißt pucker!

There's a man

There's a man lurking in the shadows of the coats.

Which one is more attractive?

For the life of me I can't decide.



Maybe even Rhys?...

April Music

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Ed Harcourt, Jamie Lidell, Ron Sexsmith, Calvin Harris, Peggy Lee, Chris Brown, Black Eyes Pease, Timbaland, Passion Pit, Akon, David Guetta, Taio Cruz, The Rezillos, Nick Lowe, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, Modest Mouse, The Boy Least Likely To Be, Siouxsie and The Banshees, The Sonics. Love The Sonics!

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