Pervert By Day

I just feel awful; like I need to take a cold cold shower. I saw two pigeons engaging in some rather romantic canoodling and thought it would make a nice photo. Of course I did, I'm a freak. Anyways cut a long story short, they didn't waste anytime and ruined my lovely/cute photos as you are about to see.

Naturally being said freak, I have subtitled them.

"Oh hello, who's this pretty little lady?"



"Excuse me do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."



"Ahahaha, of course. Because he's a horse"



"..."



"Your place or mine?"



"..."



Unbelievable. Fucking pigeons.

Term starts soon, don't send the men in white coats round just yet.