Monday, 27 September 2010

But for now.

Dear everyone in the whole wide world

Here I stand at the end of my tether. I have been boring, dull, irritating and selfish for several months now and I have decided to put an end to it. Long ago did I see my creativity dry up and I’m off to discover alternative resources. I’m going on an adventure which starts roughly Monday. I can’t guarantee I shall come back alive and well, but that is simply the risk involved. Don’t expect me to be coherent, giving or kind over the next indefinite-sea, you can just leave a message after the tone.

I have focused far too hard on what might happen, than what is happening right now, and as a result I have analysed and filed away absolutely everything into the appropriate mind-drawer and am now about to begin the process of obtaining new fodder for the next analysis appointment.

I am standing here on the edge, with one hand in the air and the other hand over my nose and mouth preparing to jump.

Farewell sanity. Into the abyss.

Thursday, 23 September 2010

Get In

I now literally never have to leave the house again.

Picture 4

Thursday, 9 September 2010

Pervert By Day

I just feel awful; like I need to take a cold cold shower. I saw two pigeons engaging in some rather romantic canoodling and thought it would make a nice photo. Of course I did, I'm a freak. Anyways cut a long story short, they didn't waste anytime and ruined my lovely/cute photos as you are about to see.

Naturally being said freak, I have subtitled them.

"Oh hello, who's this pretty little lady?"


"Excuse me do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."


"Ahahaha, of course. Because he's a horse"




"Your place or mine?"




Unbelievable. Fucking pigeons.

Term starts soon, don't send the men in white coats round just yet.