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Budapest, April 2011.

Wasp

This can be filed in the 'Nature' section. I've had a recent penchant for taking possession of dead things that fall into my bubble. It started with a daddy long legs, then a mouse and now a wasp. Like looking at your arch enemy square in the eye, I can now return to my place of work AKA CAPITAL OF WASPDOM, full of confidence without an ounce of nervousness. Maybe.

Returning To Work

Hello again. I have decided to start posting blogs once more. I have had a wonderful year, which I’m sure I will tell you all about in due course. Other than that there is not a lot else to declare. I shall endeavour to post entries of more substance but I simply can’t promise they won’t be lunch or pigeon based. That is all.

But for now.

Dear everyone in the whole wide world

Here I stand at the end of my tether. I have been boring, dull, irritating and selfish for several months now and I have decided to put an end to it. Long ago did I see my creativity dry up and I’m off to discover alternative resources. I’m going on an adventure which starts roughly Monday. I can’t guarantee I shall come back alive and well, but that is simply the risk involved. Don’t expect me to be coherent, giving or kind over the next indefinite-sea, you can just leave a message after the tone.

I have focused far too hard on what might happen, than what is happening right now, and as a result I have analysed and filed away absolutely everything into the appropriate mind-drawer and am now about to begin the process of obtaining new fodder for the next analysis appointment.

I am standing here on the edge, with one hand in the air and the other hand over my nose and mouth preparing to jump.

Farewell sanity. Into the abyss.

Get In

I now literally never have to leave the house again.

Pervert By Day

I just feel awful; like I need to take a cold cold shower. I saw two pigeons engaging in some rather romantic canoodling and thought it would make a nice photo. Of course I did, I'm a freak. Anyways cut a long story short, they didn't waste anytime and ruined my lovely/cute photos as you are about to see.

Naturally being said freak, I have subtitled them.

"Oh hello, who's this pretty little lady?"



"Excuse me do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."



"Ahahaha, of course. Because he's a horse"



"..."



"Your place or mine?"



"..."



Unbelievable. Fucking pigeons.

Term starts soon, don't send the men in white coats round just yet.

On Fridays we bake

Cool plans irradicated, what do two hot single ladies do on a Friday evening?

Tana Ramsay, in conjunction with BBC Good Food, did us proud with a Lemon Drizzle Cake recipe.

Remarks:
Katy: At least an 8 and a half
Rhian: Outstanding



Let them eat cake.





In situ.


NB: Hand whisked yeah. HAND WHISKED. Yeah we got the guns

Show Off

Sorry I know this is a bit cringe worthy, but I really am quite proud.

Arts and Crafts

Far more interesting than the final product.

Cheers Bor

Loving the new installment on my wall. I think I shall try the yellow route first. But which way to stick the map, west side east side? Where does my loyalty lie?