Goldblumism

Favourite thing about Jeff #84

home bound

funniest thing all week

dyson city

How cute is the new vacuum cleaner?!

rhian sarah in the garden: attack of the crop

Oh god. The worst has happened. My calculations were completely out and now I have too much bloody lettuce. Day and night I've been trying to eat my way through the stock piles, but it just keeps on growing! Please if anyone has any suggestions on what do with copious amounts of lettuce, let me know. I'm currently looking into fashioning the first ever pair of lettuce brogues, other than that it's just been consuming the stuff. Alan definitely never warned me of this, did you Alan? But take it as a lesson from me: kids watch your lettuce seed sowing.

This will most likely be the last post of Rhian Sarah In The Garden, and possibly ever, I can see the lettuce edging towards the kitchen door. Save yourselves, it's too late for me...











In slightly more optimistic news, look at the nice courgettes on their way. Again though, far too big.

Newbies on Safari.

Had such a great day at Woburn Safari Park, such an incredible place. Honestly I'm not getting paid commission.

Rhian Sarah In The Garden: Flying The Nest

Today was the day. The seeds left their small small pots and ventured in the outside for the first time. I'll be honest I had to think long and hard as to whether they were ready. I decided they were ready.

Here's the Vegetable and Fruit Planter primed and ready for action. Dun't it look like a big chocolate brownie? Mmmm.



Here are the plants ready to go. Look how big they are now! Incredibly proud. I am aware there is a rogue in there but don't worry he will shortly be removed from the premises. Charlatan.



4 courgettes + 1 lettuce. Thanks to the people who took some :)



First courgette to go in. Alan now keeps harping on at me to sink pot into the surrounding soil so that the water can drain down properly. He's so bloody insistent. Just calm down Alan.



So here's about half all snuggled in. I still have about 300 lettuces to go and we had to extend a little. I knew that planter wasn't up to the job.



Security.



And here's some lettuce in a collander good to go. I can barely contain my excitement. This is going to be like no salad I've ever tasted before.



I'll let you know how it goes.

Das heißt pucker!

There's a man

There's a man lurking in the shadows of the coats.

Which one is more attractive?

For the life of me I can't decide.



Maybe even Rhys?...